Happy Birthday Indigo
and welcome to your eighteenth year.
You're now in control of your life and you don't need your parents' permission to do anything.
You can open a bank account,
get a credit card,
buy cigarettes,
drink booze at the pub,
play the pokies,
vote
and become an organ donor.
It's going to be a busy year.
But don't be scared, I'm here to help.
Love, your reliable and trustworthy Godfather.